Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
