when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
is wine microwaveable?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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