I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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