Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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