id be glad to
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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