So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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