Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
she looked like the before picture.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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