ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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