CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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