im drinking this country out of the recession.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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