if i can run in heels then i can drive
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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