But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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