i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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