I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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