yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Randomize
