dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My dick has a subreddit
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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