I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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