so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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