Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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