Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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