Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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