Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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