question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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