Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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