I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I need water and some morals
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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