HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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