No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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