Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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