oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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