And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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