My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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