ugly people sure do ruin things
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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