Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize