dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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