I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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