i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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