Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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