she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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