i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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