yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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