Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He passed out mid-signature
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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