I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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