please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Randomize
