jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Two words: nipple clamps
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