omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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