I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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