Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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