It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I believe in your delicious
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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