Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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