Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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