I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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