And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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