What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Is it penis luge time yet?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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