9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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