we have officially lost it.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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