I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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